A friend and I once had a joke about our alma-mater, the University of Missouri. We said their slogan should be, "UMSL: You're not fooling anyone."Well, in the same vein, I might say something like, "Humphrys: Are you kidding me?"
or "Mosaic: Fan Fucking Tastic."
or maybe even "USAirways: A Crying Shame."
And of course, if I were to say something about New York other than "New York: Fuck Yeah," then I would probably say, "New York: They're Not Fucking Around." Because they aren't.
(as a side bar: will all this fucking cursing hurt my legal career??)
Regardless; here's why NY AIN'T FUCKING AROUND:
An iced soy mocha and the subway:
Spicy Spanish Spinach from Pipa's and the Top of the Rock:
Roasted beet and goat cheese bruschetta from the Cook Shop and Central Park:
Indian samosas and Park Ave:
Wine from HOUSE and Claes Oldenburg (fuck, you can't
beat Giant Soft Fan):
Williamsburg, Brooklyn diner breaky and wall art!
Ok you see what I'm saying now? Fuck yeah.
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I had to represent and point out that the TRUE "Top of the Rock" was in Chicago - atop the Prudential Building.
Have a look:
http://tinyurl.com/62dbm8
You Chicagoans! You think that just because the Hancock has chocolate martinis you're superior... well, ok that one's hard to argue with. But I still say: New York, Fuck Yeah. And I know you do, too.
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