You Complete Me

It used to be Meshuggah's everything bagel with cream cheese and extra tomatoes and lots of garlic pepper.


Then it became Ventana's whole wheat bagel with cream cheese, tomatoes, red onions, and capers.

And now, really, it's just any old bagel and any old tomato in any old place.


What can I say? We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And bagel, I love you. You had me at tomato.