1) mastodon phalluses on your plate. I dig it, Agave, you're trying to be all vegetarian and rice-bally and stuff, and I do appreciate your meat-free entree, but this was horrible. Hideous. I can't even tell you. I think Poblanos ‘Estilo RELLENO’ must mean something terrifying in Spanish.
2) last night's "dinner" memorialized in a cartoon. Uncanny, right?
3) ribs in the bathroom. R I B S I N T H E B A T H R O O M!
